2013 Funding Drive

Photograph by Allen Ginsberg

by Ceal Nassady

“Wup! wup!  man this is IT—this year’s funding drive for Berfrois. If you get your kicks reading Berfrois every day ad free then gee…THIS is your chance…to keep it that way man, yass, yass. Now you all read BERFROIS and you all GET IT- -dig those done articles and suchlike and so forth. Yes! There’s nothing im-com-pre-hen-si-ble about public funding—so on we drive and let’s ball the jack all the way. Yup, yup- -WHEE!”