‘Move Away, Impaler’ by Russell Bennetts and Rauan Klassnik



From The Honest Ulsterman:

It’s rare a thing dies when you want. Emily saw the red in her head. It was a
circling. It was thief. It was a bicycle thrown downhill in a torrent of firing. Dash,
dash, dash.

I’m the man with the cash. I mean, the God. The black helicopter following me
has a matte-black finish. Its wingspan is massive. This is a whirlybird with a
vengeance. Oh shit, oh fuck, oh no.

Vlad Pitt the Elder’s just landed in my soup. And he’s squinting up at me. And
he’s so adorable.

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