A Year In Sex


Nude Lying on Stomach, Egon Schiele, 1917

by Amanda Earl

1 husband/lover;

1 long term lover;

4 random sexual encounters (3-OKC; 1-Tinder);

7 vibrators (all broken except the current Hitachi Magic Wand…so far);

the index finger of my right hand;

cybersex with gentlemen from Canada, USA, India, Saudi Arabia and UK;

sexting with a few of the aforementioned gentlemen;

phone sex with some of the A.Fs.

water sports, cuddling, the receipt & administration of corporal punishment, rimming, crawling, public sex (NAC parking garage; grassy spot overlooking Parliament Hill), role play, hand jobs, jack hammering, cock worshipping, including but not limited to fellatio, the receipt of cunnilingus, clitoral stimulation (by self & others), kissing.

even though it’s only December 19, I expect that I will have nothing more to add to this list this year.

what have you been up to in 2015?

Crossposted with bouquiniste.

About the Author:

Amanda Earl is a Canadian poet.