A girl goes past the house with a Labradoodle puppy…
As we dance and kiss. / A tongue in an ice box. An assistant with / endless brain and sexual organs.
God save our gracious Sea Flower of Scotland!
Her Kilt rising from Hoy to Hoy
The gulls rising and falling, o, Boy
It’s rare a thing dies when you want. Emily saw the red in her head. It was a
circling. It was thief. It was a bicycle thrown downhill in a torrent of firing. Dash,
“We’ve got a problem,” says Andrew Shuta of Spork as he and Drew Burk guide me into a fancy conference room.
Ron’s sitting across from us, flanked by a couple of tough, angry looking lawyers. Ron looks absolutely soulless.
*** *** *** About the Author: Rauan Klassnik is the author of two Black Ocean books: Holy Land (2008) and The Moon’s Jaw (2013). His Sky Rat releases from Spork at the end of this February. Rauan likes to tweet and blogs for HTMLGIANT.
by Rauan Klassnik People want poems about titties. Want poems that parody the Kill List (or the Fuck List). Want stalker hate poetry. Poems about dogs pissing on other dogs. Mosquitos fucking people in the ear. Hi, I’m Rauan Klassnik and I curate and illustrate the occasional Poem-A-Day for The Academy of American Lunatics on…
Artwork by Rauan Klassnik From Lenses: All the desire went into his neck. It felt like a snake. It felt like a crucifix. It felt like a ‘batman’ ‘outta’ hell. He was quite the character what with his neck and its desire and all. All the hate went into his balls. It felt like an…
Rauan Klassnik From PANK: Never. Gonna. Stop. The Clock Sweated & Sighed & Died Clinton 4016. Ef Xerox, Ef Xerox. Sonic Kart. Wormchesters. …Read more
How is Mexhico? I’ve deprogrammed a Streets of Rage 2 cartridge to include a terrordactyl lots in it. I’ll post you a copy in the post, I mean, if that sounds like a good idea to you?
by Rauan Klassnik *** anyone familiar with Penny Goring (her work, her Tumblr, her Tweets) will understand why I’m chuffed to be featuring her here in the 3rd installment of my UK Author’s Spotlight. anyone not familiar with Penny should check her out. most every link in this post will be to her Tumblr or…
by Russell Bennetts and Rauan Klassnik 1. As they walked, his dog transformed, as it was wont to do, into one thing and then, quickly, into another. An old woman. A tree. A rat. A rat-a-tat-tat. 2. Is the Universe indifferent to all this? Can Tathāgata be found playing Deadly Premonition? Would Beelzebub be a…