The Minutes of a Meeting Between Mrs Darsie Hurlbutt, Hortense Shakely, Raymond Maths and Doctor Maxman, Including a Skype Call from Mrs Gustie Slovak.‏

by Joanna Walsh

In the absence of a monarchy, the king and queen both having gone missing, and the princess being unwilling to govern, a council has hastily been formed to address the situation.

Mrs Darsie Hurlbutt, Hortense Shakley, Raymond Maths, and Doctor Maxman (who is a woman) assembled for their meeting, and waited for a Skype call from Mrs Gustie Slovak.

Hortense Shakley (who is a man) said, Wanna get laid tonight?

Doctor Maxman said, Make her shiver in ecstasy and desire more!

Raymond Maths said, S..A..F_E_-&_ F-A..S..T.. — P_E N I S___-E N..L-A R-G E M-E N_T

The meeting was held in the Sarajevo suite of the Balkan hotel, located on the ring road of the city, in a pale grey room with a dark grey carpet, and a lighter grey conference table. The walls, though they look grey, are in fact off-white. Outside it was snowing. Through the lightly tinted windows the snow, though white, looked grey.

On a steel-effect laptop, a Skype window opened. Mrs Darcie Hurlbutt (chair) invited Mrs Gustie Slovak to speak.

Hey guys, began Mrs Gustie Slovak, I am very passionate with a very hot lean and curvy physique. I am very hot 36E 26 waist 39 butt. 100% all REAL PHOTOS !!!! Im exactly what u have been looking for Ive got skills like no other! Im very openminded & love role-playing! Cum play me with baby 🙂

Mrs Gustie Slovak was a long way off. She wasn’t coming through very clearly. Perhaps her connection was not good.

Mrs Darcie Hurlbutt said, Dearest One, Greetings. With warm heart I offer my friendship and greetings.

Dr Maxman said, However strange or surprising this contact might seem to you as we have not meet personally or had any dealings in the past.

Mrs Gustie Slovak said, This is a personal message directed to you and for your consideration alone.

Raymond Maths straightened his tie. He said, S..A..F_E_-&_ F-A..S..T..– P_E N I S___-E N..L-A R-G E M-E N_T

Dr Maxman said, I NEED YOUR ASSISTANCE.

Mrs Darsie Hurlbutt said, I don’t want to sleep alone any more.

Mrs Gustie Slovak said, The World’s LARGEST Swinger Personals Community: Unlimited messaging 2-way webcams Access to thousands of sexy member photos and amateur videos First pick of new members Priority customer support 24/7 And much more!

Raymond Maths said,

 

 

Mrs Gustie Slovak said, you can be sure you are flirting with the real deal who is looking for a man just like you! 

Dr Maxman said, I am contacting you so that we can agree on the transaction of $9.5,Million. U.S dollars which was left in the bank by my late client who has the same surname with you.

Mrs Gustie Slovak said, This is NOT a dating site. You’re lucky, free registration for men is open for a very limited time.

Dr Maxman said, I am not a man.

Mrs Darsie Hurlbutt said, I want to invest in your country with you and again in a very profitable venture.

Mrs Gustie Slovak said, Click on attachment below. They clicked on the attachment and a video window opened. They saw Mrs Gustie Slovak unbutton the tweed-effect business jacket that strained across her waist, then the cream silk-effect blouse that strained across her chest. Underneath, she was wearing a purple lace-effect bra that strained against her E-cup breasts. She must have unhooked it, because out they tumbled only a little less buoyant than they had been in the underwired push-up. Her nipples were large and hard and shaped like babies’ dummies. Radiating from their aureoles were stretchmarks slightly lighter than the colour of her skin.

All said, Click on attachment below.

They clicked, and Mrs Gustie Slovak pulled up her tight business skirt, pulled down her beige lace-effect shapewear, and pushed her thighs hard against the screen so that they bulged against each other. Then she opened out the large purple lips at the top of her thighs and pressed them against the screen and inside was a bright coral colour.

Dr Maxman said, No Gimmicks. No Bullshit. Just InstaBangers who want to f@ck!

Mrs Darsie Hurlbutt, Hortense Shakley, Raymond Maths, and Doctor Maxman hastily undid their business clothing and took turns pressing themselves against the screen which quickly became smeary, though it was still possible to see Mrs Gustie Slovak’s purple-and-coral-coloured lips parting, and pulsing across the screen at the other end. There was a remote moment of complete satisfaction. It was the real thing. Then Mrs Darsie Hurlbutt, Hortense Shakley, Raymond Maths, and Doctor Maxman fastened their business clothing. On-screen, Mrs Gustie Slovak pulled up her beige lace-effect shapewear, and pulled down her tweed-effect business skirt, re-hooked her purple lace-effect bra, and rebuttoned her silk-effect blouse across her E-cup breasts and put on her tweed-effect business jacket.

Mrs Gustie Slovak said, Do get back to us with the following required information’s.

(1) YOUR FULL NAME …………………………………….

(2) YOUR RESIDENTIAL ADDRESS……………….

(3) YOUR POSTAL ADDRESS…………………………..

(4) YOUR PHONE AND FAX NUMBER…………….

(5) YOUR E-MAIL ADDRESS……………………………

(6) YOUR OCCUPATION……………………………………

(7) YOUR OFFICIAL AGE…………………………………

(8) YOUR PHOTOGRAPH …………………………………

(9) YOUR COUNTRY…………………………………………..

The meeting was closed. The minutes of the meeting will be circulated.

Story excerpted from Grow A Pair by Joanna Walsh, published in 2015 by Readux Books